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Эпизод 602: Jared Has Aides - Variations on a commercial
(The Clay Henry commercial)
Mr. Garrison: His name is Garrison, Mr. Garrison.
He lost ten pounds takin' Jared's lead-
Stan:
Cartman:
Kyle:
Stan:
Cartman: His name is Butters, it's Butters.
He used to be fat but not no more
City Wok brought him down to a size 4.
Now he's got lots of moneys and girls
[slowing] and a lifetime of free food at City Wok.
City Wok Owner: His name is Jared, he lose some weight.
Shitty Wok food sure sells great.

Offscreen Singer

Эпизод 602: Jared Has Aides - Subway dirge
(spoof of "Streets Of Philadelphia," by Bruce Springsteen)
His name is Jared. Jared lost weight eating Subway and ... sandwiches of

Singer for Subway

Эпизод 602: Jared Has Aides - Still Lookin' Good!
He's still lookin' good!
His name is Jared
His name is Jared and he likes to eat the sandwiches...
He's still lookin' good, with all those... sub sandwiches...

He's still lookin' good, eatin' them sandwiches all the time...

Tad

Эпизод 603: Asspen - Stan Darsh
Staaaaan... Daaaaarsh...
Stan. Darsh. Darshy Daaarsh
Stan Daaarsh
Stan Darsh, Standarsh
Stan Daaaaarsh Daaarsh
Stan Darsh...

The Russell Crowe Show

Эпизод 604: The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer - Foightin' 'Round The World
Intro
Born in New Zealand in sixty-four
A hot-headed actor named Russell Crowe
He loves to act but he loves one thing more:
Fight-in' Round The World

He fight his directors and he fights his fans
It's a problem no one understands
If there's two things he love it's fighting and,
Fight-in' Round The World

Makin' movies, makin' music and
Fight-in' Round The World!

Russell Crowe!

Exit

Tugger's whistle's blowin'
Means we must be goin'
No more Russell Crowein' for you.

But now don't you start to whine
I'll see ya again next time.
'Cause there's plenty a-more a-foightin' left to do.

Makin' movies, makin' songs, an' foightin' round the world.

Free Hat Club Members

Эпизод 609: Free Hat - Tropical song
Members: In the tropical isle with the coconut tree,
the air is fresh and the people are free.
Man 5: But here in the mountain there's no freedom like that.
Skeeter: There's a man in prison and his name is Hat.

Alan Jackson

Эпизод 612: A Ladder To Heaven - The Ladder To Heaven
Where were you when they built the ladder to heaven?
Did it make you feel like cryin', or did you think it was kind of gay?
Well I, for one, believe in the ladder to heaven.
Oh yeah yeah yeah. 9-11
I said 9-11, 9-11, 9-11, Ni-hi, hi-hine___
Eleven.
Where were you when they ran out of stuff to build the ladder to heaven?

Where were you when they saved that ladder to heaven?

Where were you when they decided heaven was a more intangible idea 'n you couldn't, you couldn't really get there?

Frankenstein Alien

Эпизод 615: The Biggest Douche In the Universe - The Biggest Douche In the Universe
Here he is, the Biggest Douche of the Universe! In all the galaxies, there's no bigger douche than you!
You've reached the top, the pinnacle of douchedom! Good going, douche. Your dreams have come true!

Mr. Hankey and Cartman

Эпизод 617: Red Sleigh Down - Poo Choo Train
Mr. Hankey: Poo Choo Train's layin' down its tracks with a
Whistle: Poo Choo!
Mr. Hankey: All the way and back!
Cartman: Poo Poo Train is my favorite thing, spreading Christmas joy as we ride and sing!
Mr. Hankey: Christmastime wouldn't be the same without hugs and kisses and a Poo Choo Train.

Randy and Skeeter

Эпизод 701: I'm A Little Bit Country - A Little Bit Country, A Little Bit Rock-n-Roll (Medley)
Skeeter: Well excuse me if...
I'm a little bit country.
Randy: Well I'm a little bit rock-n-roll!
Skeeter: I'm a little for supportin' our troops.
Randy: And I'm a little for bringin' them home.
Skeeter: I believe freedom isn't free.
Randy: No, but war shouldn't be our goal.
Skeeter: We must defend our country.
Randy: If it means war, then we say NO!
Skeeter: Did you forget them towers in New York?
Did you forget how it made you feel
To see them towers come down?
Were you like me? Did you think it weren't real?
Randy: I like to rock, but I don't wanna rock Iraq!
The only kind of rockin' America should do is the kind that we can all dance to, yeah!
Skeeter: We got GPS, ICBMs, and good old-fashioned lead.
We're gonna show Saddam what America means; that son of a bitch will be dead.
Randy: Why are we fightin' this war?
There's a man in the office we didn't vote for.
They didn't give me a choice.
War is not my voice! Yeaaaaahhhh!

Randy, Skeeter, The Town

Эпизод 701: I'm A Little Bit Country - A Little Bit Country, A Little Bit Rock-n-Roll
Skeeter: Hey I'm a little bit country
Randy: And I'm a little bit rock-n-roll-eh
Skeeter: I'll be the muscle of America
Randy: And me, I'll be the caring soul.
Together: When you put us together you get a nation with one goal
To thrive and prosper, with a little country and rock and roll.
Randy: Come on up here, everybody!
Everybody: We're a little bit country, and we're a little bit rock-n-roll
Stuart: We can be a nation that believe in war,
Mr. Mackey: And still tells the world that we don't.
Everybody: Let the flag for hyprocisy fly high from every pole
We're a little bit country, and we're a little bit rock-n-roll
Randy: Well, goodnight everybody. It sure has been great bringing you a hundred Эпизодs.
Skeeter: We want to thank our guests, the pro-war people. And the anti-war people.
Everybody: For the war, against, the war, WHO CARES?? One hundred Эпизодs!

Crips and Bloods

Эпизод 702: Krazy Kripples - Naaa na naaa, Crips and Bloods
It used to be that Crips and Bloods didn't get along,
But now we're all a family, so we wrote this song.
Naaa na naaa, Crips and Bloods. Naaa na naaa, hope and love.
Naaa na naaa, friendly thugs.

Люди South Park

Эпизод 707: Red Man's Greed - Love is a Battlefield
We are strong
No one can tell us we're wrong
Searching our hearts for so lohh-oo-ohh-oo-ong
Both of us knowing...
Love Is A Battlefield

Butt Out!

Эпизод 713: Butt Out! - Butt Out!
Butt Out!: Butt out! Yeah yeah! Kids, that cigarette butt is gross!
Butt out! Uh huh! Smokin's got to go!
[rap]
Butt out! Yeah yeah! It's cool to say no!
Butt out! Uh huh! Smokin's got to go!

Randy: [beat box] ... Smoking, no. No smoking.
Kyle: Freestyle!
Pam: Vernon!
Vernon: Don't smoke! Don't ever smoke!
Butt Out!: Kyle!
Kyle: B to the U to the T to the T to the
O to the U to the T to the C to the
I to the G to the A to the R to the
E to the T to the T to the E!
Butt out, cigarette!
Butt Out!: Randy!
Randy: Smoke you know has got to go.
You go, you got to know to say the "no"
To the smoke, you go go ...
You gotta get it!
Butt Out!: Pam!
Pam: [screech] Don's smoke.
Butt Out!: Woohoo!
Butt out! Yeah yeah! Give that cigarette butt a throw!
Butt out! Uh huh! Smokin's got to go!

The Broflovskis

Эпизод 715: It's Christmas in Canada - Chanukah, Chanukah
Chanukah, Chanukah, sivivon, sov, sov
Sov, sov, sov! Sov, sov, sov! Ma nayim vi-tov.

The Canadians

Эпизод 715: It's Christmas in Canada - Welcome to Canada!
Canadians: Welcome, friend, to Canada! Canada Friends loves you!
We're just like any other country without the big tattoo!
Sailor: We greet thee with pleasure, but one question, if we may?
Businessman: What brings you folks to Canada? Why are you here today?
Kyle: Uh. My adopted brother got taken back here to Canada? So, we want to talk to the new Canadian Prime Minister about getting him back?
Canadians: His brother is our quest. The question is, is what?
You must talk to the new Prime Minister if you think his brother's home's back there

Эпизод 715: It's Christmas in Canada - Follow the Only Road
Priest: Follow the only road.
Man: Follow the only road.
Canadians: To go anywhere in Canada, you just follow the only road.
There's only one road in Canada. We call it the Road, the only road.
Hip-hip, hooray, let's hear it for our Road.
Road Workers: And it's paved and wide and up to code.
Canadians: You're off to see the Prime Minister, the Prime Minister of Canada!

Эпизод 715: It's Christmas in Canada - Ding Dong, They Caught Saddam!
Ding dong, they caught Saddam! Merry Christmas to the world!
Ding dong, the Americans caught Saddam!
Now Canada is free for you and you and me
It's the best Christmas presents we ever got
Canadian Christmas, it's the best! We drink and dance and show our breasts!
Let's celebrate! Saddam Hussein's been caught!

The French Canadians

Эпизод 715: It's Christmas in Canada - There'z no Canada like French Canada
French Canadians: There'z no Canada like French Canada, it'z za bezt Canada in ze land.
Ze ozer Canada is hardly Canada. If you lived here for a day, you'd understand.
There'z no Canada like French Canada, it'z za bezt Canada in ze land.
And ze ozer Canada.

Mime: Is a bullshit Canada
French Canadians: If you lived here for a day, you'd understand.
Mime: I think you'd understand.
...You understand.

A Rancher

Эпизод 805: You Got F'd In The A - Honey, Babe, Be Mine
(Cocaine Round)
You'll do a line and I'll do a line, honeeey.
You'll do a line and I'll do a line, babe.
You'll do a line and I'll do a line, we'll fight an' screw 'til the mornin' time.
Honey, babe, be mine.
You'll do a line and I'll do a line, honey-

(later)

You'll snort K and I'll snort K, honeeey.
You'll snort K and I'll snort K, babe.
You'll snort K and I'll snort K, we'll fight an' screw all night and day.
Honey, babe, be mine.

Эпизод 807: The Jeffersons - Songs by Michael Jefferson

My Wishing Tree
Have you been up my ...Wishing Tree?
It's where I come to think and dream.
And now I'd like to show you my ...Wishing Tree.
Where we can laugh and giggle and scream.
Imagination is the key. Won't you imagine along with me?
We can be spacemen, or pirates on the sea
Yes we can do everything, and I mean, everything!
Up in my Wishing Tree!
Let's Ride the Train
Mr. Jefferson: Would you like to ride the train with me,
and start a magical journey?
Cartman: Yes I would, Mr. Jefferson.
You're so awesome, Mr. Jefferson.
Mr. Jefferson:
(Cartman:) Let's ride and ride on the train together
(... Train together)
On a journey through both of our minds.
(... I've got time. Do youuu??)

I'm Peter Pan
Look at me, I'm Peter Pan. I'm a little boy forever.
Goodnight
Now let's all sleep and dream of fun and adventurous things
It's time for us all to say goodnight
The Power to Change
We all have the power to change if we search inside our hearts
And we start to heal the wounds of all our yesterdays
And you know it might be hard, but all you've got to do is start,
And you can change all of your evil molesting ways.